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« on: November 18, 2011, 09:30:50 pm » |
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You find yourself in a room divided in two by a chasm. On the other side of the chasm, you see a red glowing light. There are two ladders down on this side of the chasm - one a little further to the WEST than the other. Inventory10 Gold Pieces Bag of Bait Empty Bottle Sword (+3, of Warning) Wizard's Staff Key #1 Dunric's Ring (worn) 1 Fireball Scroll Key #2 15 Hit Points The reminder that feelings and reminders are inventory items One portable supernova in Amulet form. Key #3 Goblin King (Out Cold, Feather Falling) A link to Chapter OneA link to Chapter Two |
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MkidTrigun
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2011, 09:36:06 pm » |
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Go down the ladder more west than the other not so west ladder.
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2011, 09:39:22 pm » |
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You go down the further west ladder.
You arrive in a room. To the west is a ladder going down. To the north are what appear to be two fighting goblins. There's a bottle on the floor.
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2011, 09:54:06 pm » |
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Grab the bottle from the floor, kick back and watch the two goblins fight. Nothin' more entertaining than a goblin fight!
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2011, 08:12:18 am » |
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You obtain a Suspicious Bottle! You watch the goblins fight.
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2011, 12:44:43 pm » |
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I watch. And watch. And watch. Finally I stand up and defend myself in case one of them kills the other.
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2011, 01:33:49 pm » |
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You do exactly that.
One goblin kills the other, but is too wounded to kill you when he tries. You slay him effortlessly.
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2011, 02:36:22 pm » |
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SUCCESS!
Loot both bodies, then place them next to each other to make it look like they killed one another. I was never here! *whistles innocently*
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2011, 05:14:19 pm » |
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You find a ring on the body of the goblin that attacked you. When you remove the ring from the goblin, the body turns into that of a Troll.
You arrange the bodies in such a way that they died fighting each other.
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2011, 05:39:14 pm » |
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A troll? Wearing a ring that can turn him into a goblin?
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K in this dungeon.
I proceed to take the alternate ladder in this room downwards.
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2011, 10:02:53 pm » |
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You enter a hallway. In this hallway is a treasure chest guarded by a goblin.
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2011, 11:22:47 pm » |
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Go into a corner where he can't see me to slip on the goblin ring.
Walk up to the goblin and say "Hello, fellow goblin, I'm here to relieve you of your duties. I have now come to watch over the treasure chest for you, being a goblin and all. You may go now, as I am totally a goblin and can stand guard just as well as you, because I'm a goblin. Did I mention that I was a goblin?"
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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2011, 08:26:09 am » |
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The goblin stabs you. You remain a goblin, so he shrugs and leaves.
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2011, 02:36:55 pm » |
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OW, MAH SPLEEN!
Examine the treasure chest and try to loot it.
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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2011, 03:02:14 pm » |
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The chest is unlocked.
Inside you find 50 Gold and 3 Bombs of Troll Paralysis.
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