Welcome, to I Wanna Be The Mafia, game number 7.9.
Today, we have gathered people from all across the multiverse to come in and join us.
First, from right down the street, we have our own Ybbald as
Doctor Furry!
Next; He's green, he's got a prehensile tongue, and he's been dropped to make jumps more times than I've fucked your mother - Yoshi as
Yoshi!
Coming in from another dimension - he's the sole root of all comedic evil, he's a mass murdering clown that raped Terra with a collar, and peed in Doma's water supply! Sephiroth's mortal foe for all time and eternity,
Kefka is played by LiquidRidicule.
Visiting us all the way from Black Mesa, he's a super genius that will rape you with a crowbar if you're not him! Give it up for Koppis as
Gordon Freeman!
He's got a pink shirt, a love of daytime television, and more cancelled games than you've got daddies. This muscleman is called The Duke for one reason, and one reason only - his name is
Duke Nukem, and he will be played by Matonen.
A handler of information, a master of secrecy... nobody but SilentLoner knows what
Watari is planning.
He's bishounen, he's got a big motherfuckin' sword, and he sure as hell ain't compensating for anything, as JohnCougarMafiosi could tell you about
Decus.
HE MIGHT HAVE DIED, BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP TAYLOOP FROM PLAYING AS
BILLY MAYS!
He's white, he's cold, and he'll freeze your balls off (I think). Let's hear it for yuletideriz as
Yule!
He might have died... wait, I already did that joke. He's back from the dead to eat your kiddies!
Zombie Michael Jackson, played by JustOne.
He's the most powerful card in some games. He's the card of death in others. Give it up for
the Ace of Spades, with puppeteer Lt. Ragnarok!
Mint from Tales of Fate wouldn't give me an introduction to give for you, so I'll just say she's played by our very own Kitty.
Last but most certainly not least, we have a known serial killer, who can kill you without breaking a sweat - if he knows your name and face - and has epic Potato Chips. Let's hear it for Ellipses as
Kira!
Roles will be sent later today, I need to figure out who's who yet.ROLES HAVE BEEN SENT!The living:
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Ybbald as Doctor Furry Dead
Yoshi as Yoshi Dead
LiquidRidicule as Kefka (I swear, if we get a Sephiroth...) Killed night 6
- Koppis as Gordon Freeman
Matonen as Duke Nukem Lynched day 6
SilentLoner as Watari Dead
JohnCougarMafoisi as Decus Killed Night 1
- TAYLOOP as BILLY MAYS
- yuletideriz as Yule
- JustOne as Zombie Michael Jackson
- Lt. Ragnarok as Ace of Spades
- Kitty as Mint from Threads of Fate
Ellipses as Kira Lynched Day 1
The Roles
- Mason - Can communicate with each other at night
- SHOUTER - HAS TO SHOUT
- Mafia - As a team, must kill someone
- Serial Killer - Can kill at night, might not work
- Vigilante - Can kill at night, may not work
- Swiss Army Townie - It's a secret
- Roleblocker - Can stop people from working
- Cop - can investigate at night
- Doc - can reverse death, but only if there is one person killing who is saved.
Someone else is dead, but I can't remember who it was. Checking the game... now.
