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IWBTF: The Screenplay
« on: January 07, 2010, 10:57:53 pm »

Subtitled: I Wanna Be The Screenplay

Prologue

[Stage opens on blackout]

Narrator: In the beginning, there was Kayin.

[Spotlight on Kayin, who stands stroking his sexy beard]

Narrator: Kayin was an all-powerful man, wielding the almighty power of his Sexy Beard.

[Sexy Beard becomes even more sexy]

Narrator: But one day, Kayin grew tired that there was no one to appreciate his Sexy Beard or his superior intellect. So, combining the powers of his ingenious mind and his Sexy Beard, he created a world. He called it...Kayinopia.

[Kayin magically rises and the stage becomes lit. The lit stage reveals a sparse and desolate space.

Narrator: He was unsatisfied with simply creating a world, so he began to create more things. On the next day, Kayin created the Delicious Fruit. They are Kayin's sole creation that have a touch of the power of his Sexy Beard.

[Delicious Fruit fall from the ceiling, fly across from the sides, and shoot up from the floor.]

Narrator: On the third day, Kayin created a mighty fortress.

[Fortress of The Guy backdrop is rolled down]

Narrator: On the fourth day, Kayin created spikes.

[Spikes foreground shoots up, locking in place in the front of the stage.]

Narrator: On the fifth day, Kayin finally created another being. He created The Guy, a being which he instilled great power upon. However, this power came at a cost, because the power could be stolen if The Guy was slain by another being.

[The Original Guy is seen on top of The Guy's Fortress backdrop]

Narrator: On the sixth day, Kayin created the landscape, and many horrors lurked within, for Kayin's raw intellect would not be suppressed by puny considerations of safety or objective morality.

[Trees rise, vine walls drop, clouds fall, and moving platforms cross the stage.]

Narrator: On the seventh day, Kayin thought about resting, but eventually he decided against it, because badasses don't rest. So instead, he created various beings to populate Kayinopia, including The Mods - four beings dedicated to preserving Kayinopia, and the Bosses, beings made to defend Kayin's treasures; amongst many other beings.

[An indistinguishable Boss is seen in the far background. SilentLoner can be seen lurking behind a tree. Ybbald and OLDGREG enter stage right, appearing to be having a conversation]

Narrator: After a thousand years, Kayin left Kayinopia, creating The Palace of Kayin, a subplane within the plane of Kayinopia where he could groom his sexy beard in peace, for he had had enough of the affairs of the beings he had created.

[Kayin rises until out of sight]

Narrator: But in case his creations needed him, he left the power behind to access The Palace of Kayin.

[Stage lights fade to nearly black, only a lone spotlight is left on The Kid as he enters stage right]

Narrator: Hundreds of years later, The Kid, knowing nothing of Kayin, defeated The Guy, becoming The Guy himself.

[The Kid's spotlight is turned off, and he exits through a trapdoor; The New Guy enters stage left and a spotlight is put upon him]

Narrator: The New Guy, however, disappeared twenty years later, which made many potential The Guys lose hope. If they couldn't find The Guy, they had no hope of defeating him.

[Spotlight begins to fade]

Narrator: As time wore on, the legend of The Guy became less known, and the legend of Kayin became less important to the beings.

[Blackout, spike foreground drops, curtain closes]

Narrator: Two hundred years later...

End Prologue

Act 1 - Scene 1

[Curtain opens on Hometown; lights up, SilentLoner enters stage right, dsk enters stage left]

SilentLoner: So, did you find him, or was he not there like I said he wouldn't be?

dsk: Shut up. Kirbyland was empty.

SilentLoner: Yeah, yeah. Well, I didn't find him anywhere near Mike Tyson's place either. Maybe Kitty will have some luck going to the Room of Divine Teleportation.

[Kitty teleports between SilentLoner and dsk]

Kitty: He's not anywhere near there. I guess neither of you found him?

SilentLoner: Yeah, there's only a few places he could be in Kayinopia we haven't checked...

dsk: I know what you're thinking, and it's not good.

SilentLoner: But what if he's...there?

Kitty: Enough. We don't have any evidence that he's there.

SilentLoner: [muttering under breath] Yeah, and we don't have any evidence he isn't in the Fortress either... [speaking normally] Where else could he be?

Kitty: Maybe one of the Bosses attacked him, or he fell into The Pit -

SilentLoner: [abruptly] You know that wasn't what happened.

dsk: Damn it all! This wouldn't have happened if he hadn't gone scouting.

Kitty: Well, Silent, you're right...we'll have to keep looking for him elsewhere, but I don't think he's going to turn up...we have to assume that Rag was taken to The Guy's Fortress.

dsk: I told him he should've stayed in Hometown, but he didn't listen! He had to go find out what the red clouds were about, and I couldn't follow his Cloudbeast on foot.

Kitty: We know, dsk. We can only hope he managed to escape before he was inside and he's hiding somewhere now...

[Blackout]

End Scene 1

Act 1 Scene 2-4

Act 1 Scene 5

Act 2 Scene 1

Act 2 Scene 2-3

Act 2 Scene 4

Act 2 Scene 5-6

Act 2 Scene 7

Act 2 Scene 8

Act 2 Scene 9

Act 3 Scene 1-2

Act 3 Scene 3-4

Act 3 Scene 5

Act 3 Scene 6

Act 3 Scene 7

Act 3 Scene 8

Act 4 Scene 1

Act 4 Scene 2

Act 4 Scene 3

Act 4 Scene 4-5

Act 4 Scene 6

Act 4 Scene 7

Act 4 Scene 8

Act 5 Scene 1

Act 5 Scene 2
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 10:59:02 pm »

CONTINUE!!!!
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 10:59:34 pm »

You didn't even have time to read it, I posted it like five seconds ago!
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 10:59:55 pm »

I'll get right on it!

I'm gonna do something like this, cept with the mafia games.
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 10:59:59 pm »

I read fast, very well done.
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 11:19:02 pm »

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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 11:26:57 pm »

I am intrigued. Continue onwards.
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 11:33:22 pm »

I am intrigued. Continue onwards.

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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 11:34:08 pm »

Oooo, this has potential. What is a Cloudbeast anyhoos?
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 11:45:13 pm »

This...is amazing. If you don't continue... :'(
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2010, 11:50:44 pm »

Ohmygod, please continue. I'll cut myself if you don't.
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2010, 11:56:02 pm »

It'd be cooler in video form...
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2010, 12:24:16 am »

It'd be cooler in video form...
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2010, 12:42:14 pm »

This'll be very interesting. Don't rush it, Venser, take your time to make it good.
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Re: IWBTF: The Screenplay
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2010, 12:47:31 pm »

Act 1 - Scene 2

[Lights come up on a different Hometown scene; Liquid enters through a door in a house centerstage. He looks around furtively]

[Silver enters stage left, seeing Liquid]

Silver: [surprised] Liquid, what are you doing here? I thought you were going to Kirbyland to look for some of that Unhealthy Fruit?

Liquid: Well, yeah, I went, but the path was, uh...blocked off. A Delicious Fruit tree fell and I couldn't get over it without touching one of the Delicious Fruit.

Silver: Oh, you want some help clearing it?

Liquid: No, no, that's okay, I need to go do some other stuff anyway.

Silver: But we need to find some of that fruit! OLDGREG, Koppis and Yule disappeared when they went to go get some!

Liquid: Yeah, um...

[Ybbald enters stage right]

Ybbald: What's going on? Wait, Liquid, didn't you say you would go get that Unhealthy Fruit during the meeting?

Liquid: Yeah, um...

Silver: He says the path was blocked by a Delicious Fruit tree that fell over.

Liquid: Er, uh, yeah, there was a Spikebeast there too...

Ybbald: Delicious Fruit and a Spikebeast? That's nothing! You knew they would be there before you left!

Silver: [thinking] Wait a second...what if...

Ybbald: What?

Silver: [shaking his head] No, that doesn't sound right. Liquid, why don't we come with you, we'll help you get across.

Liquid: No, it's okay...I'll go back, and find some.

Ybbald: We need to get some of that Unhealthy Fruit. We don't know what it is, and I don't think the Mods do either. At least, they didn't know what Koppis was talking about when he went to see them last week.

Silver: Okay, let's go.

[Silver, Ybbald, and Liquid exit stage left. Blackout]

End Scene 2

Act 1 - Scene 3

[Lights come up on Kirbyland set. Ybbald, Silver, and Liquid enter stage right. Kitty enters stage left]

Kitty: What are you three doing here? People from Hometown don't usually come to Kirbyland.

Ybbald: We're looking for the Unhealthy Fruit.

Kitty: What?

Ybbald: Don't you remember? Koppis came to see you about a week ago, asking if you knew what it was. The Unhealthy Fruit trees started appearing near The Fortress years ago, but recently they've started growing elsewhere.

Kitty: Oh, yes, I remember that. Just ignore them, they're not like Delicious Fruit, they don't kill you when you touch them.

Silver: But they aren't natural! Kayin didn't create them! They have a different way of killing...at least when people die from Delicious Fruit, they can use a Save Point to come back eventually, but Koppis, OLDGREG, and Yule vanished when they touched the Unhealthy Fruit! And they haven't come back!

Kitty: [surprised] Wait, you mean touching one of these things makes you vanish?

Ybbald: Yes, at least that's what happened when Koppis, Yule, and OLDGREG walked under one of the trees by accident and the Unhealthy Fruit fell on them. There was no blood, no death metal, it wasn't like they died, they just...vanished.

Kitty: [distracted] I need to go. You guys...don't go near the fruit.

[Kitty hurriedly exits stage right]

Silver: But...he didn't help us.

Ybbald: Whatever, we need to get that fruit. Let's keep going.

[Ybbald starts walking towards stage left. Liquid hesitantly follows]

Silver: But wait! Kitty told us not to go!

[Ybbald turns back]

Ybbald: Yeah, and the mods also want us to just stay holed up in Hometown all the time. Come on, it'll be fun.

Silver: I don't like this...

[Silver, Ybbald, and Liquid exit stage left. Blackout]

End Scene 3

Act 1 - Scene 4

[Dim lights come up on a prison cell. Ragnarok can be seen inside, with several electrodes attached to his head, and shackles on his feet]

Unknown voice: So, Ragnarok, how do you feel now?

Ragnarok: Who are you?

[Cloaked Man enters stage left]

Cloaked Man: I am the one who is keeping you prisoner, and siphoning your power.

Ragnarok: But why? Kayin gave me this power...

Cloaked Man: Exactly! Kayin! Kayin! Kayin! It's always Kayin! Just because he created this world, doesn't mean we have to worship him blindly! I chose to come here. I chose to build my machines, hoping that one day I would have a source powerful enough to use the best ones. And finally...I do. Oh, and the source isn't you. Your power was merely another tool in my hands...using your power, my servant defeated a Boss! And took the treasures it was guarding. And one of those treasures...

[Cloaked Man chuckles]

Cloaked Man: Yes. I stole a Secret Item. And with it's powers, I will gather the other Secret Items! And when I have all of the Secret Items, and enough of Kayin's treasures, I will rule this puny world, and I will enter Kayin's Palace, and I will kill the god that wishes to control my life!

[Blackout]

End Scene 4
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Ybbald: I read that as "deadly venser"
Ybbald: and I was like
Ybbald: "when is venser NOT deadly?"

Arkhanno: We'll have to out-source to the US. I know of a great doctor with lifeguard training that can do anything with a 90% success rate

Evan20k: Sherlock Holmes didn't have 5 arms and 6 penises and lifeguard training
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